Sleep War!

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So Last night my wife fell asleep in my daughter’s room so my son decided fair is fair and plopped his behind in my bed with me. It’s cool I thought just a little extra father son time. We watched the finale of The Biggest Loser and then watched Leno before falling asleep. That is when the beating began. First, I was pushed to my normal 8 inch side of the king size bed. I’m used to this so no problem right? Wrong because when I started to turn over he decided to roll over to the spot that I was trying to roll to. So I reach behind me the best that I can and grab his arm to try and pull him out from under me. I am 300 pounds! That is like trying to floss the teeth of a cockroach…it just ain’t happening! So I rolled off of the bed onto the floor and pushed him as far as I could to the other side of the bed and I climbed back in my side of the bed… I took a whole foot of the bed this time. I dozed off and a few minutes later I got his feet in my side. No matter how much that I pushed his foot the other one would go straight legged and pop a rib real good. This went on for a while and I just nodded back off. I woke up before my alarm went off with one of his toes pressing against my nose. I am so glad that one of us had a good nights sleep. Guess who wants to spend the night with Daddy again tonight! No problem! I think that I will sleep with my old football helmet on tonight.

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  1. I’ve found that putting a pillow, between you and the offending child works wonders. Once they dose off, wedge a pillow along the side of their body. It works for one of my kids – the other one is impossible and must sleep with her toes embedded in your skin.

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