Stop Sneaking Up On Me

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So how many times have you walked to another room to just grab something and come right back? All of the time right? Well how would you like to turn around and step on a cat, a kid, a dog, or even a wife? It sucks! I am not called Big Daddy for nothing! I am a three hundred pound man and luckily I am still agile enough to avoid crushing a kid or a cat. I may look like Fred Flinstone on his tip toes bowling…as I throw whatever I am carrying across the room while I try to catch my balance on my tip toes! It doesn’t matter if I am walking into the restroom the Cats try to kill me! They will run between my legs as I am trying to close a door and look at me like…Share the road JERK! I just want to kick them but they are too fast.
My daughter is the Sneakiest little snot in the house though. She will walk the whole way right on my heels without me knowing it. I turn around with something in my hands and almost take her head off because I didn’t know she was there. That’s not the worst part…she scared the hell out of me too so she almost got punched LOL!
Oh, I could tell so many of these stories but I will skip that part to tell you this. If a man of my size does lose his balance and fall on the kitty, the dog, the child, or the wife….it’s gonna be messy!
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  1. Something tells me you won’t fall. One thing i have learned about parenting, you know the kids are sneaking around and you learn to ignore it. My 18 month old scurried around and he is faster than a speeding train sometimes.

  2. Sounds just like our house! It’s either a little one or a cat right behind us every time we turn around. I’ve done my share of crazy moves to avoid hurting anyone too!

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