Honey, I need you to go to the store for me! It’s an Emergency! I need Feminine products! Super Long, extra absorbent, double lips, thin, maxi, with wings,Aero dynamic pearls……………………..UH What?…………………….What on Earth is a man to do? Have you ever been to one of these aisles in the store. You know, the one with five men staring and scratching their heads! Why can’t we just keep some in stock at the house? Why must I have to venture into the feminine product Abyss? I get so confused by the Super, Thin, Maxi, Long, wings, Pearl, Tampax, Tampon, Pad, Kotex, ETC!!….Just sayin….are there really Pearls in those things? Why can’t they be Small, Medium, Large? It is overwhelming and when you are standing there trying to figure it all out……IT NEVER FAILS………your child’s teacher walks up and says hello……..WHY NOW? I was gonna sneak up and pay for them at the register with the older lady working(can’t go to a man’s line). BUT, I can’t even find what I’m looking for because the teacher won’t go away!!!
I really have to figure this out because I have seen the women in the ads that have the right product. They are not in a bad mood, the are very beautiful, and very active. It has to be the product because my wife always tells me how great she feels when she needs these products. So, You can find me at the nearest retailer on the Feminine product aisle….making a difference in my wife’s life! And Mine! And The kid’s! And The Cat’s! And whoever crosses her path!