Have you ever felt like you jinxed yourself or Karma got you? I have never been one to believe in things like that….UNTIL NOW!!!
The other night, I joined in on a Twitter Party that was hosted by the guys at HowToBeADad. During the party, you were supposed to tell #ickies. Stories about different gross things and nasty things that the kids, pets, MY Wife, or myself I guess have left behind. It was pretty much the same across the board…LOTS…of poop, piss, and vomit!! I told my stories and laughed at others. It was a great time and I even won $100 Gift Card. SCORE!!!
During the Twitter party, my cat, jumped up on my table by the bed and knocked my drink over in a basket of clean clothes….Really Bruiser!! STAY OFF MY TABLE!!
Looking back, the stories I told were of younger days for my kids and there were cat stories as well. The stories about my kids getting sick were from long ago though. We haven’t had a major puking event for years and I am thankful.
Fast forward to about 30 minutes after the Twitter party. I hear something in the kid’s bathroom and my wife gets up and goes in there to see what it is……BRRRIIIIAAAN!! I need your help baby! I have already settled into bed because I had to work in the morning….BRRRIIIIAAN! I NEED YOU! So, I get up, mumbling something, and head into the area of the call. OH MY WORD!! The bathroom looked like my child had exploded! She popped like a double sided Roman Candle! There was party on the walls, the toilet, the tub, the counter, her clothes, and the cat!! #DAMNIT!!!!! All I could do was just place her in the shower and then I cleaned for about an hour. OH my lovely wife KAS almost added to the party so she had to get out. She became my runner for cleaning supplies.
That has not happened for years. Why did it happen on the night of the #ickies Twitter Party? I think it was all a set up and an evil plan by HowToBeADad!! There is evil among us!